Your New False Gods

From the Haggis wrangling lowlands of Scotland,we bring you Your New False Gods. These guys have been playing and recording since Angus Young was in short trousers and Keith Richards had all his own blood (ok,that last ones pushing it a bit).

After years of “let’s do this” and “give me a call, I’m well up for it”, the planets finally aligned and the Three Kings bring you this epic piece of musical artistry to massage your ears and turn your brain to jelly (strawberry,with added sprinkles).

Push the furniture out the way, put the cat in the bread bin and prepare to jump around like the maniac your parents said you always would be.

We are Your New False Gods and “Everything’s…fine…”